BEHAVE WHEN YOU RAVE
Last few times I've been raving has spurred me to have a rant so here goes....
Last few times I've been raving has spurred me to have a rant so here goes....1. Make sure you shower before you leave and for gods sake wear some deodorant. Aftershave/perfume is a bonus. We all know the whiffs have got worse since the smoking ban. There's no excuse for being smelly on a night out.
2. Dress appropriately. Don't wear so many layers you'll be sweating all over the place, and don't EVER take your top off unless it catches fire or something. Find a happy medium. Girls - heels are a no no depending on your endurance.
3. If you're larger than life, don't dance like a Kangeroo on acid. Someone will only get hurt. Plus you'll look like a complete twat.
4. Make decisions fast cos hesitation is a pain in the arse. Remember that Facebook group 'I secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head'. Yeah you get the point.
5. When it comes to going to the toilet we all know girls take bloody ages to go. No idea why. It takes 2 minutes at the most to pee, wipe and flush. Anything else can be done at the same time surely. So speed it up a little! And multitask if you need to! Washing your hands goes without saying.
6. Pace yourself with whatever it is you choose to consume. You look like a stupid loser and ruin your mates nights if you end up unconscious in a pile of your own puke. And I've heard it's not good for your health.
7. It's nice to show the DJ your appreciation but don't touch/talk to them mid set. It's counter-productive not to mention bloody annoying. A smile is more than enough.
8. Don't go clubbing solely to chat up girls. You won't get what you came for. It is considered disgraceful to waltz up to a girl and try it on UNLESS they have approached you first. It will have the opposite effect intended. Trust me. It's an embarrassment. Try speed dating/porn instead.
9. If you are lucky enough to pull for goodness sake take your horny actions to a private location ie NOT the dancefloor. We come raving to enjoy the music not to watch people dry humping each others groins off.
10. Rant over - ENJOY YOURSELF!
2. Dress appropriately. Don't wear so many layers you'll be sweating all over the place, and don't EVER take your top off unless it catches fire or something. Find a happy medium. Girls - heels are a no no depending on your endurance.
3. If you're larger than life, don't dance like a Kangeroo on acid. Someone will only get hurt. Plus you'll look like a complete twat.
4. Make decisions fast cos hesitation is a pain in the arse. Remember that Facebook group 'I secretly want to punch slow walking people in the back of the head'. Yeah you get the point.
5. When it comes to going to the toilet we all know girls take bloody ages to go. No idea why. It takes 2 minutes at the most to pee, wipe and flush. Anything else can be done at the same time surely. So speed it up a little! And multitask if you need to! Washing your hands goes without saying.
6. Pace yourself with whatever it is you choose to consume. You look like a stupid loser and ruin your mates nights if you end up unconscious in a pile of your own puke. And I've heard it's not good for your health.
7. It's nice to show the DJ your appreciation but don't touch/talk to them mid set. It's counter-productive not to mention bloody annoying. A smile is more than enough.
8. Don't go clubbing solely to chat up girls. You won't get what you came for. It is considered disgraceful to waltz up to a girl and try it on UNLESS they have approached you first. It will have the opposite effect intended. Trust me. It's an embarrassment. Try speed dating/porn instead.
9. If you are lucky enough to pull for goodness sake take your horny actions to a private location ie NOT the dancefloor. We come raving to enjoy the music not to watch people dry humping each others groins off.
10. Rant over - ENJOY YOURSELF!
haha love this Lou! Vicki could use a couple of em
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